A Small Orange Sucks

A Small Orange sucks so bad

Why does A Small Orange suck so bad?

Here are the 10 most recent reasons why:

@JaniActman 26 Jan 2017 @asmallorange I need a phone number to contact you about my account. My login isn't working and your chat service isn't either.
@kamilagornia 25 Jan 2017 @asmallorange the website is down for the 3rd time in a 2 week timeframe. I'm out.
@OANews 25 Jan 2017 @asmallorange Your server has been down and you status page is not showing any update.When you morons let people know about the server stat?
@ErikaNapo 25 Jan 2017 @asmallorange Seriously. I've been on chat for 29 minutes now because some dude named Austin can't send me an email to reset my password.
@deanfwilson 17 Jan 2017 @asmallorange Over a month and no reply to my ticket. Disgraceful customer service. Another one over two weeks with no response.
@ashley_white 12 Jan 2017 @wakeupformakeup @asmallorange dude, this SUCKS. I am angry for you!
@socialpreneurs 09 Jan 2017 @asmallorange Please have your billing manager contact me immediately to discuss the erroneous recurring charges on my account. #hosting
@lost_sun_knight 09 Jan 2017 .@asmallorange my ticket is still open since November. Is there someone I can call about this?
@tyronenoel 09 Jan 2017 @asmallorange @jermexpress does management help? I am 48 hours down
@crispee 04 Jan 2017 @asmallorange Sites down?

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